Best Bob Dylan Song - "Hurricane"Best Heavy Metal Band - Motorhead
Best Van Halen Front Man - David Lee Roth (OK, he might be a jerk, but still . . .)
Best Proposed Wisconsin License Plate Slogan - "Eat Cheese or Die"
Best Place in the US to Ride Your Bicycle - Wisconsin
Best Recycling of Aristotle's Syllogism to Make a Career in Academia - Stephen Toulmin
Best Chicago Hot Dog Joint - Superdawg Drive-In