Chinese President Visits US

Chinese President Hu Jintao is currently visiting the US and has commented that America has nothing to fear from China. Of course, China finances our government and has a virtual monopoly on the production of the carbon fiber that our aerospace and military industries are completely dependent upon. And they make all the cheap crap we buy at WalMart. So, no need to worry. Hu assures us that they will be benevolent overlords.